...after ingesting two bottles of white wine with my best friend Al:
1. my typing ain't that bad when drukn
2. house hunting is much more fun this way
3. bronchitis can be cured by drinking white wine. Honest.
4. holy shit! I have bronchitis! 3 days before Christmas!
5. I'm scared to call my non-drinking girlfriend. Wait, what do you mean I just left her a message?!?!?!?!?
6. it's only DAYS to Christmas
7. TV is still shitty when you're drunk, in fact it's WORSE
9. counting is for wussies
10. when your friends come home from being out of the country for almost a year, your conversations pick up exactly where you left 'em.
11. cats hate being petted by drunk people.
12. I still have to work tomorrow
13. it's been a very stressful lead up to the holidays
14. I'm madly in love. Madly, I tells ya!
15. I need to drink more. Much more. More often.
16. I'm in charge of organizing the new year's gathering. Brain, Zoe, we're going to Andy Pool Hall. Want a ticket? It's only 10 bucks in advance.
17. there's a fuck load of snow out there.
18. lists are fun
19. so are free bottles of wine. Yay Christmas!
20. white wine and bronchitis. The new duo of 2004.
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Ouch
It took me almost 2 hours to get out of bed this morning.
Why?
I'd say it was cause I'm lazy (well, I am...), but it's cause I had the worst back spasm EVER.
It was so sudden and crazy painful that all the gal could do was giggle.
Yeah, it was awesome.
She got me a handful of Robaxacet (the best stuff EVAH) and got me to relax.
So now I'm drugged up better than Whitney Houston (remember, crack is WHACK) and only in a bit of pain. Wooot.
Man, I can't wait until my "golden" years.
I am so screwed.
Why?
I'd say it was cause I'm lazy (well, I am...), but it's cause I had the worst back spasm EVER.
It was so sudden and crazy painful that all the gal could do was giggle.
Yeah, it was awesome.
She got me a handful of Robaxacet (the best stuff EVAH) and got me to relax.
So now I'm drugged up better than Whitney Houston (remember, crack is WHACK) and only in a bit of pain. Wooot.
Man, I can't wait until my "golden" years.
I am so screwed.
Friday, December 03, 2004
Nothing but a Quickie
Yeah, I'm supposed to be on my way RIGHT NOW to Weasel Central. I'm working on it.
Honest.
But before I run outta here, I have a question for all y'all....where's the best place/charity/whatever to drop off books, dishes, clothes, cats. Nah, just kiddin' about the last one there.
But really.
Name a good Toronto based place (I'm not mailing/driving more than an hour to drop stuff off) to donate all my stuff to.
Suggestions would be much appreciated.
Besides, it's the Christmas season, everyone should be donating something at this time of year.
And if you don't, well shit, start this year.
Honest.
But before I run outta here, I have a question for all y'all....where's the best place/charity/whatever to drop off books, dishes, clothes, cats. Nah, just kiddin' about the last one there.
But really.
Name a good Toronto based place (I'm not mailing/driving more than an hour to drop stuff off) to donate all my stuff to.
Suggestions would be much appreciated.
Besides, it's the Christmas season, everyone should be donating something at this time of year.
And if you don't, well shit, start this year.